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My Ideal Person I don't WANT an ideal person...
I never go by first or any impressions, and i try to be as fair as i can to all....
people can pleasantly surprise you, so i never under-estimate anyone...
Subject: Who Is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt! '
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents ' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt, ' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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Sensual machine .....
Take a wrench, and notice the fine subtle curves, from the neck down to the handle, and gently take the bolt, hard, erect, and spiraled, and move it toward the grooved hole with a perfect fit, threads and spirals lining up, anticipating the tip entering the opening, and turning it gently at first, slowly so they mesh, with a small amount of locktight, that acts like a blue cool lubricant, and it feels smooth to the turning....
Slowly a good pace against your fingers, feeling good, ever better, as you turn it more down deep into the hole just ment for this hard steel-spiraled shaft, spinning, slowing, as the wrench hovers over to finish the job of the perfect fit, coming down over the bolt, cradling the head, as the real torque begins...
Oohh yeah, the wrench, the muscles and power that pull and twist, and pull again, as it drives your bolt home toward the head, as the hole accepts the shaft, deep inside it's incredibly tight walls, hot to the touch, as the satisfactory pulls guide it home to stay thrust to the hilt forever, and locked into place for the climax.........
A pause......another hole, and a shiny steel shaft, waiting to drive home...until the next bolt....... and the next....no wonder building something is so much fun.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
classical, house, trance, t.i., e-40, floyd, arkenstone
fred molin, type o-
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A remote wilderness spot, An elevator, rolling fog, mountains, out of body, driving warm rain,
thunders
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Rimming, Fetishes, Role Playing, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage, a good creative brain turns me on
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
not fantasized....no, not AT ALL!, but some are quite intriguing.....
Joan of Arc, Genevera De Benci, Cleopatra, Helen of Troy,
and Medusa...(you just shut your eyes, might be fun!)....modern
times, Heddy Lamar, (i actually was an aquaintance of hers)...did you know that she invented "call waiting"?......Linea
Quigley, Matilda May, and Kate Beckensdale... and i've
had relationships with two celebrities who are just awesome
achieving people, who would rather have not had so much
attention....
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